Issue 4
Jim Kirchner is the sort that if you took up a straw from the bloody floor
and if you said "Look at it, Kirchner! Did you see that straw? That's a
straw!" Declare to my aunt he'd talk about it for an hour so he would and
talk steady.

Dave Zauhar recently had a nightmare in which he was bass player for The Imaginary Lovers, history's only Atlanta Rythm Section tribute band.

Jeff Purdue should really stop reading and go out for a walk, or something.

Corydon and Battus are two shepherds with an intense interest in the films of the Nouvelle Vague and a joint subscription to The New Yorker.

Jon Dillon, known to friends as Webmaster Flash, works as a reference specialist in the library at Western Washington University. He also does the web thang for Habits of Waste.